I am your missionary in a foreign field.
I am your missionary in a foreign field.
The funny thing about absolute defenses - people wind up holding on to them as the world comes apart.
I took a watermelon half out and put it on the table next to my keyboard. I had to wait for the dishwasher to finish to get utensils, so I went online. I wound up reaching for the mouse, around the great green marbled expanse.
There I was, pressed against the watermelon, hugging it and typing to the world.

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You are a Slutcom 1, also known as the normal level of slutcom. This category is characterized by occasional hook-ups. These hook-ups are with people that could be potential relationship material, though that's not always 100 percent. They also tend to be not overly physical; sex is rare for a slutcom 1 - and generally, isn't much of a concern. |
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Most days, I love the idea of postmodernism - that we can take something free of context, or subject only to the context in which it appears to us. It's new; it's fresh; it's dynamic and exciting. It allows us to cast off centuries of antiquated discourse.
However, occasionally I run into things like this entry on the word "niggardly," where the author just starts from the assumption that it automatically should not be acceptable. Why? Because it resembles a certain banned racial epithet.
Really, is that all English is to us?
"Men and women are meeting at Home Depot or other home improvement centers and ultimately marrying." - Debbie Mandell
Seriously?
I know we say that you should strive to look your best, but I've never been one able to resist being lazy now and then. Trips to stores like these always seemed the perfect excuse for letting go a little.
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You are strong in character, emotions, ethics and physically. People who know you believe you are reliable and steady. You say what you mean and you will follow through with it because you weighed the positives and negatives of the commitment before you even said yes. Life may though difficulties your way but you are able to cope with them because of your strength.
Sepiroth of MaiOtaku.com has decided to help socially-stunted otaku hook up. He will host a speed dating event for 14 anime fans at Sogen Con and, if it goes well, expand it to other cons.
The thing is, the average otaku wants to make it with this:
I foresee many crushed expectations, and much laughter.
Don't dry your cats in the microwave.
If you love a thing just because you can brag about it, do you really love it?
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