I don't get how someone can have the unmitigated arrogance to decide that anything which appears absurd or incomprehensible must be stupid. We live in a world bounded by, indeed propped up by, absurdity: Quantum mechanics. Commoditized debt. Corporate personhood. Each of these things has made a huge impact on the world today, despite being counterintuitive.
What is it that makes people rashly decide that things must make sense to them in order to be good, or true, or reasonable?
Recently I've run into two people who argued false lines of reasoning stubbornly, because they didn't examine anything beyond what "felt right."
The first case involved someone who insisted that a 1% chance taken X times was exactly the same as an X% chance. It doesn't take much math to prove this wrong: .99^7=.932, whereas a 7% chance of success leaves a flat 93% chance of failure. Obviously 93.2 is not equal to 93. This is not just a matter of opinion; it is a mathematical fact. But even presented with this, the person said, "Ehh in my opinion it doesn't really matter."
Indeed, the difference isn't large - but that's not the question! The issue was whether there was ANY difference, which is answerable as a yes or no, and the answer was yes, not no. Changing your argument to "it doesn't really matter" after arguing that there is no difference at all is just lying to yourself about how badly wrong you were about basic maths.
The second one was a person arguing that a lawsuit against Google in Japan was ridiculous and therefore stupid. Now, I'll be the first to admit that we get a lot of ridiculous lawsuits in the USA. But I don't allow this to bias me in favor of Google, because it also gets up to pretty unprincipled stuff when nobody is looking. Furthermore, this is a different culture on the other side of the world, so it's entirely possible that something innocuous in the US is culturally sensitive there. It seemed to me that this case about Google providing links to defamatory material was actually possibly valid in Japan, which has an expectation of privacy so different that Google was banned from implementing Street View (which in the US led to rather awkward photos.)
"All this case is, is a client complaining to a lawyer about his misfortune to which lawyer says, if we hit Google we could make $"
Yes, but that describes almost every case ever, in the history of law. The entire point of suing people is to win damages (and possibly injunctions, but unless this is pro bono, the lawyer cares about damages.)
Ultimately, their argument? "This lawsuit just seems absurd to me and nothing you have said has proven otherwise."
Really? That's it? You find a legal case absurd, and because it's absurd it must be stupid and a waste of everyone's time? Lots of legal cases seem absurd! That doesn't mean they aren't useful to the legal system. When judges get these cases, they get the opportunity to expound upon, examine, and clarify legal principles from another angle.
Once upon a time, it was absurd to think that women would vote.
Once upon a time, it was absurd to think that accused men deserved to hear their rights.
Once upon a time, it was absurd to think of women as having the right to determine whether or not to have babies.
The appearance of absurdity isn't a failure of reality. It is a failure of the mind to grasp reality.
In the google case, the angle of interest to a judge isn't really "should we let a disgruntled man sue Google for a lot of money the way a woman sued McDonald's for $2.7 million over hot coffee?" I agree that punishing a company large sums of cash for doing their business exactly as described is absurd (and more importantly, not likely to be constructive to society.) But that's not the real issue there; the issue is, "Does this Japanese judge want to order google to not provide links to potentially defamatory reviews, the way that another Japanese judge already ordered them to not take photos in public?"
I'm not saying the Japanese court is going to rule one way or the other. Anime writing aside, I'm not a Japan expert, let alone a Japanese law expert. But to go so far as to say that you can find no possible redeeming value in this legal case and therefore neither can anyone else is probably something that not even a Japanese law expert would dare to suggest.
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