Internet queens wave a hand;
keyboards dance to their command.
Panties flash and klaxons blare;
how could you be unaware?
Pants unzip and cottons fly;
hands slide slowly down to thighs.
Don't look away or seek to scorn:
the Internet is just for porn.
"It is a well known fact," she said, "that the flash of lightning travels faster than the thunder . . . "
"It is a well-known fact," he monotoned, "that your cunt aches for my throbbing member."
To be continued (?)
It is possible that I should incorporate more death rays.
According to a report by Pittsfield Police Officer Kipp D. Steinman: "Jennifer said that Stephanie had a 'turkey baster and her brother's semen in a sealed container.' Jennifer said she told Stephanie that she didn't want to get pregnant." The device was actually a large syringe with a catheter tip, police said, and it was still in its original package when officers confiscated the item.
That's allegedly when Stephanie threw Jennifer on the couch, grabbed at her clothes and threatened to impregnate her, police said.
I've been thinking about complicatedlight's complaints regarding media coverage of the BP oil spill.
He's clearly not wrong to point out the flaws, but at first I hesitated to recommend his article because it indirectly cast doubt on the enormity of the problem. Ultimately, though, some fault lies with the media here. Collectively, they failed to accurately convey the magnitude of the problem, and in some cases they probably failed to properly grasp the magnitude of the spill in the first place. It is due to this lack of accuracy that they have resorted to vague descriptions such as "it is visible from space" - a phrase that historically conjures up objects like the Great Wall of China or disasters like volcanic eruptions.
Of course, "visible from space" depends entirely on magnification and resolution. Cars can clearly be seen on most satellite pictures now. License plates can be clearly seen on the better pictures. And while I have no intimate knowledge of complicatedlight's asshole, I presume that if the CIA really had a burning need to get pictures of it from space, they would be quite capable of doing so.
So yes, demand that your journalists give facts and figures. Demand numbers. And hide your assholes from Big Brother in Space.
He's watching you.
Someone poisoned 7 million vegetable plants at a seedling nursery in Australia.
The sabotage -- estimated at a loss of 23.5 million Australian dollars ($20.3 million) -- could more than double produce prices across the country due to decreased supply.
About 4 million tomato seedlings were poisoned, as well as bell peppers, melons and eggplant.
The region of Bowen, in northern Queensland state, grows the majority of Australia's winter vegetables.
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