March 16, 2011

  • Literally

    “Ohmigosh, I was just literally assraped by that test.” – female student, overheard

    Unless your anus is now bleeding from the fury of a thousand papercuts, no, you were not just “literally assraped” by a test, no matter how much you metaphorically felt violated.

    Please do not use “literally” as an intensifier when it does not apply.

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